Yeah you do.
Anyway, here it is. I ought to have provided a small red velvet cushion for it to rest on, and a series of artful, moody, backlit pictures by a professional photographer. You will have to make do with the blurry amateur shots I have provided you with. Hey, at least I didn't use my phone to take them.
Ooh, glitter! All snowy and seasonal and beautiful! But wait...what's that little object in the middle? Wait for the swirling loveliness to subside.....
It's Belgium's most famous cultural artefact, of course, as befits a prize from Belgian Waffle. Someone peeing. In a glitter snowstorm. Must be like being at a trippy 1960s music festival, in there.
And there it is again, without the peeing. Lovely.
Other news: Went to see the family yesterday down at my lovely Mum's house. We drove all the way through End of the World rain, which then kindly held off for much of the day, waiting only for us to begin our homeward trip.
The floods! The water running down the roads! The spray on the motorway!
It was all a bit scary, and once again I was glad I have a four by four with big chunky tyres. Sod the enviroment. When we drove through Salisbury at about 6pm, the water was gushing up through the roadside drains like fountains. One particularly hardworking drain had a vertical surge of about 2 feet going on. It would have been pretty if it hadn't been a sign of ground waterlogging, drain fullness and imminent flooding.
We made it home safe and sound, although it took longer than usual, and there were several "spla-dooosh" moments.
Whilst down at Mum's, we went to the Christmas tree festival in her church. They also had a temporary ice rink in there as part of the event. The younger nieces and nephews flung themselves onto it with abandon. It was great to see how they started off nervous, and gradually got more and more confident.
Youngest Nephew was running at top speed round it on his skates after a few minutes. Most entertaining.
I liked the fact that the ice rink was sponsored.
And the church itself looked lovely. Each tree was sponsored by a group or organisation, each one was decorated differently, and the individual and overall effect was impressive.
These were taken on my phone, so apologies for the poor quality.
Today I am mostly listening to music and keeping warm, as the weather is still shite. Mr WithaY has ventured out in his Landrover, so hopefully will survive the floods, holes in the road and unexpected badger setts. I once expressed concern at the size of the holes he was bumping through as we traversed a section of not-quite road.
"Please try to avoid the really big holes" I whined, fingers gripping the dashboard as my head richoched off the roof.
"No you aren't! That one was HUGE! It made me leave the seat entirely."
"No it wasn't....the really big ones are the ones that the whole truck fits in."
Apparently, in the past, people have been known to drive into what looks like a reasonable-sized crater, then the vehicle drops right into it and is effectively wedged into place and has to be dug and/or towed out. Mr WithaY keeps an entrenching tool in the back of his Landrover for this very purpose.